Just for fun...

Some of my favorite things to collect are quotes. Both the inspirational ones, & the silly ones.  So I thought I'd share a few of them with you all, along with some of those unanswered "deep" questions, like...

 

—If my home is my castle, then where are my servants?

 

 

—You can't have everything; where would you put it?

  

 

—One day I just let my mind wonder, and it didn't come back.

 

 

—I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

                                       (especially for all you CPers out there!  :P  )

  

 

—Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

 

 

—I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

 

 

—Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

 

—I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...

 

 

—Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

 

 

—What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

 

—With enough caffeine, I could rule the world.

 

 

—If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

 

 

And lastly, one of the questions that bothers me the most:

 

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?    :P